imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus
man salads are the best thing in the world
no man salads
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
I understand now