annmariexrose:

Maybe one day I will be this happy.

annmariexrose:

Maybe one day I will be this happy.

(Source: togifs)


    Period: You want cookies
    Period: You want to fuck
    Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
    Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
    Period: Kill them.
    Period: Kill them too.
    Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
    Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
    Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
    Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

(Source: )


baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe


somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

she knows what’s up

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

image

she knows what’s up


collegehumor:

Fear and Loathing in Sloth Vegas
We can’t move here. This is sloth country.

collegehumor:

Fear and Loathing in Sloth Vegas

We can’t move here. This is sloth country.


vanillish:

My favorite studying method is crying


kardashitans:

what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus

(Source: jssey)


swagchat:

haliebrooke99:

swagchat:

man salads are the best thing in the world

Man, salads

no man salads


dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:


aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I’m sure she is getting all choked up


It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!

dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:

aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I’m sure she is getting all choked up

It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!

(Source: awesomephilia.com)




ashleyr4e:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

I understand now


supevah:

Thinking bout life

supevah:

Thinking bout life

(Source: linsaypinsay)